Sunday, December 14, 2008

words

do you know what "lembu" means in hindi?..it means long or tall..

how about ppl calling you lembu in malay?..haha..u sure wont like it..but in hindi its a common word to call tall ppl..or long lines..

why dont one time u call ur tall friend "hey lembu"...n try to see his reaction..haha..

some quotes i want to share with you that nice to know
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Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for a bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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