proton dah jawab...tp tak tegas pon..apa le..ckp je la depa tu bawak cam antu..tp pk2 balik..kengkawan aku ramai gak bawak kete gile2..tak gosak pon..setaun dua tak sebis..orait aje..mungkin depa bertapa dgn dewa kete kot..
anyhow...peroton dah jawab...n dah bg tau...kalau sebis kat tempat betul...yg di iktiraf depa..tak mahal..n siap siasat..kata 3 bijik je p masuk wokshop depa..
ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yg lain2 nye p wokshop mana?...ataupon tak masuk2 wokshop..tp fulus berjalan sendiri?..tanpa tandatangan..
menarik ni...
abis la kerajaanlama...kerajaan dah bukak temelang...lagi la susah geng2 pak lah nak menang pasni..
kita tunggu dan lihat..
aku dah agak dah...mesti kes macam ni pnye..kalau depa p anta btui2..sure tak mahal..walaupon kete peroton slalu gosak...
ni mesti kes makan ketas kaler biwu dan unggu ni...merah2 tak main la...tu makan benda merah lain..
hahahaha....
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
our proton and toyota and merc?
dulu2 kita dgr org tennganu nak beli merc ganti perdana..skang pulak dgr org perak nak tuka pakai
camry...
alasan?..sbab apa..sbab mentenen tinggi...sbab banyak kali rosak..asik2 rosak..masuk wokshop.
pahtu tukang wokshop ngan tukang anta kete ada kautem baiyek punya..kene baya ahal..padahal tuka minyak itam aje..apa le...masuk poket sendiri..
pahtu proton pulak punya bangang tak de ckp apa2..bagi la komen..kata kete tu tak spatutnya gosak ke.kete tu gosak sbab apa ke..sure depa ada rekod...bodoh btul..nampak sangat proton tak profesional..
snyap aje..dah org mengaku depan2 n terang2 kata perdana tak baguih...lagi mau senyap..
kalau ada maruah..bg la tau kat sume org...kete tu sbnarnya elok..tp org yg bawaknye tak elok..macam brek mengejut ke...tak letak air kete ke...apa ke..
tgk cam volvo...tiap2 eksiden dia siap anta org dia tgk apa sebab...n siap bg tau kesimpulan bahwa kete volvo adalah baik..yg tak bagus is the driver..siap tunjuk data lagi..
kita org mesia patut benti beli kete proton..n beli kete luar..pahtu nanti baru la terhegeh2 org proton nak promote balik kata kete proton bagus..
buat la service bagus..
kete yg tak bape bagus pon...tp kalau service bagus..org tetap beli..
aku marah btui asik tgk paper kata nak ganti perdana sbab tak bagus..slalu gosak..beli merc atau camry..
org proton jawab la balik...n lagi baguih...siarkan kat proton nye web..senarai harga standard untuk
sebis...
tuka minyak itam bape...filter bape..apa2 sume la..balancing ke..of koz la kat kedai proton aje kan..
kalau wat kat kdai pomen luar..ha tu sendiri tanggung la kan..
baru la org sume tgk proton ni profesional..
hai org proton yg baca my notes...buat la apa yg patut untuk org beli kete proton..
n cepat2 la bidas balik org perak kata perdana tu bagus..
pasni tah2 kedah plak kata tamo pakai proton.....or memang depa dah tak pakai proton?..
sendiri la mau ingat ya...
camry...
alasan?..sbab apa..sbab mentenen tinggi...sbab banyak kali rosak..asik2 rosak..masuk wokshop.
pahtu tukang wokshop ngan tukang anta kete ada kautem baiyek punya..kene baya ahal..padahal tuka minyak itam aje..apa le...masuk poket sendiri..
pahtu proton pulak punya bangang tak de ckp apa2..bagi la komen..kata kete tu tak spatutnya gosak ke.kete tu gosak sbab apa ke..sure depa ada rekod...bodoh btul..nampak sangat proton tak profesional..
snyap aje..dah org mengaku depan2 n terang2 kata perdana tak baguih...lagi mau senyap..
kalau ada maruah..bg la tau kat sume org...kete tu sbnarnya elok..tp org yg bawaknye tak elok..macam brek mengejut ke...tak letak air kete ke...apa ke..
tgk cam volvo...tiap2 eksiden dia siap anta org dia tgk apa sebab...n siap bg tau kesimpulan bahwa kete volvo adalah baik..yg tak bagus is the driver..siap tunjuk data lagi..
kita org mesia patut benti beli kete proton..n beli kete luar..pahtu nanti baru la terhegeh2 org proton nak promote balik kata kete proton bagus..
buat la service bagus..
kete yg tak bape bagus pon...tp kalau service bagus..org tetap beli..
aku marah btui asik tgk paper kata nak ganti perdana sbab tak bagus..slalu gosak..beli merc atau camry..
org proton jawab la balik...n lagi baguih...siarkan kat proton nye web..senarai harga standard untuk
sebis...
tuka minyak itam bape...filter bape..apa2 sume la..balancing ke..of koz la kat kedai proton aje kan..
kalau wat kat kdai pomen luar..ha tu sendiri tanggung la kan..
baru la org sume tgk proton ni profesional..
hai org proton yg baca my notes...buat la apa yg patut untuk org beli kete proton..
n cepat2 la bidas balik org perak kata perdana tu bagus..
pasni tah2 kedah plak kata tamo pakai proton.....or memang depa dah tak pakai proton?..
sendiri la mau ingat ya...
words
do you know what "lembu" means in hindi?..it means long or tall..
how about ppl calling you lembu in malay?..haha..u sure wont like it..but in hindi its a common word to call tall ppl..or long lines..
why dont one time u call ur tall friend "hey lembu"...n try to see his reaction..haha..
some quotes i want to share with you that nice to know
_____
Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
_____
To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
_____
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
_____
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
_____
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
_____
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
_____
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
_____
As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
_____
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
_____
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
_____
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
_____
If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
_____
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
_____
After a long wait for a bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
_____
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
_____
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
_____
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
_____
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
_____
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
_____
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
_____
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
_____
Well done is better than well said .
_____
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
_____
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
_____
Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
_____
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
how about ppl calling you lembu in malay?..haha..u sure wont like it..but in hindi its a common word to call tall ppl..or long lines..
why dont one time u call ur tall friend "hey lembu"...n try to see his reaction..haha..
some quotes i want to share with you that nice to know
_____
Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
_____
To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
_____
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
_____
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
_____
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
_____
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
_____
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
_____
As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
_____
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
_____
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
_____
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
_____
If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
_____
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
_____
After a long wait for a bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
_____
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
_____
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
_____
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
_____
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
_____
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
_____
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
_____
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
_____
Well done is better than well said .
_____
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
_____
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
_____
Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
_____
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
relationship...
copied from yahoo service...somewhat true somewhat not true
1. Fighting has become the rule rather than the exception to the rule.
2. You find yourself looking outside the relationship for comfort, care, and understanding.
3. You can't remember what attracted you to your partner in the first place.
4. There is little or no intimacy in your relationship -- sleeping in different rooms or different beds, lack of interest, anger, and hostility so that intimacy is out of the question.
5. Spending very little time together, friends seem to be more important than your partner.
6. Reactions to situations are disproportionate to the content of the disagreement (i.e., feeling your partner doesn't love you because she/he didn't like the meal you cooked).
7. Feeling helpless and hopeless to change anything. Feeling done with the relationship, but unclear as to where to go and what to do. Feelings of anger, resentment, pain, and desperation are predominant.
1. Fighting has become the rule rather than the exception to the rule.
2. You find yourself looking outside the relationship for comfort, care, and understanding.
3. You can't remember what attracted you to your partner in the first place.
4. There is little or no intimacy in your relationship -- sleeping in different rooms or different beds, lack of interest, anger, and hostility so that intimacy is out of the question.
5. Spending very little time together, friends seem to be more important than your partner.
6. Reactions to situations are disproportionate to the content of the disagreement (i.e., feeling your partner doesn't love you because she/he didn't like the meal you cooked).
7. Feeling helpless and hopeless to change anything. Feeling done with the relationship, but unclear as to where to go and what to do. Feelings of anger, resentment, pain, and desperation are predominant.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
ppl at shell...is it true?..
just got these from my fren..unlikely it's true...are you doing the same thing?...dont do it coz ppl around you hates it..hahaha..
sorry pada sapa2 yg terasa..
1] they hang their gid or security pass on handbags or shirt in the public and in a group to show that they worked with Shell.
2] they speaks loud in english or malay but with english slang while in a restaurant just to get notice.[maklum dri Uk
3] they talk about work stress in a wedding or any function so people sitting next to them impress lah.
4] they put their activities or courses attend photos in Y-drive so many can view them.[cari glamer]
5] they ask about anything / gossips thru emails / msn although for simple thing and he / she sits next to them.
6] they put their latest handfones on table while having their food in the restaurant.
7] they put a big proud smile when org putih is with them without seeing people around them.
8] they drive same luxury cars, one drv lexus other to follows the same model but different colors and specs...
9] they hang out with boss2 though they are still JG9..[mesra alam & memohon promotion].
10] they suddenly being strict or bossy when they were just promoted.[konon drg ada power]
11] they never listen others below their ranking or it'll be in your personel report.
12] they talk much about their big investment and high lifestyle with others.
13] they advert and sell their gadget,handfones etc... in ' for sale' column with reasons seldom used or ,just bought 2 weeks or wrong model...bla..bla..bla
14] they concern about safety whatever they do...."ani inda boleh nie".."atu inda safe"... pakat ! .even at indian coffeeshop...
15] they tend to have membership and expensive hobbies/ sports like golf, tennis, photography, horse riding etc...
16] they used much of company car for transport instead of their own.
17] they have long meeting or courses today, tomorow, next day.....
18] they organise farewell gathering with big makan for retirement but for few months get the job back again.[re-sign contract]
19] they show how smart they work just to vow their boss but actually the ideas was from the colleagues.
20] they shared forwarded emails.
sorry pada sapa2 yg terasa..
1] they hang their gid or security pass on handbags or shirt in the public and in a group to show that they worked with Shell.
2] they speaks loud in english or malay but with english slang while in a restaurant just to get notice.[maklum dri Uk
3] they talk about work stress in a wedding or any function so people sitting next to them impress lah.
4] they put their activities or courses attend photos in Y-drive so many can view them.[cari glamer]
5] they ask about anything / gossips thru emails / msn although for simple thing and he / she sits next to them.
6] they put their latest handfones on table while having their food in the restaurant.
7] they put a big proud smile when org putih is with them without seeing people around them.
8] they drive same luxury cars, one drv lexus other to follows the same model but different colors and specs...
9] they hang out with boss2 though they are still JG9..[mesra alam & memohon promotion].
10] they suddenly being strict or bossy when they were just promoted.[konon drg ada power]
11] they never listen others below their ranking or it'll be in your personel report.
12] they talk much about their big investment and high lifestyle with others.
13] they advert and sell their gadget,handfones etc... in ' for sale' column with reasons seldom used or ,just bought 2 weeks or wrong model...bla..bla..bla
14] they concern about safety whatever they do...."ani inda boleh nie".."atu inda safe"... pakat ! .even at indian coffeeshop...
15] they tend to have membership and expensive hobbies/ sports like golf, tennis, photography, horse riding etc...
16] they used much of company car for transport instead of their own.
17] they have long meeting or courses today, tomorow, next day.....
18] they organise farewell gathering with big makan for retirement but for few months get the job back again.[re-sign contract]
19] they show how smart they work just to vow their boss but actually the ideas was from the colleagues.
20] they shared forwarded emails.
recession!!!
recession!!!!
everybody knows that economic downturn comes again starting from the us...going up to europe, middle east, asia and far asia..
this includes my company...starting to "save" a little for coming years...here are some rules and regulations that we employee have to obey.
1. stop wondering around the earth in excuse for "outstation" but use the teleconference as a substitute
2. cut back all the entertainment fees for clients..means no free drinks on the company
3. cut the contract based employee..(damn, more than half of the total employee?)
4. cut all the remaining budget for this year (means up to 31 march 2009 budget)
5. cut all "rental" spaces and make use of company owned building..
6. cut back all r&d budget and shift it to next years' budget.
7. remove all divisions that are not gaining any profit. even 0-0 margin also cut.only keep the profitable ones
8. reconsider ppl arrangement. 1 person have to perfom 2 persons task...n cut back all OT
damn....it hurts!!!
everybody knows that economic downturn comes again starting from the us...going up to europe, middle east, asia and far asia..
this includes my company...starting to "save" a little for coming years...here are some rules and regulations that we employee have to obey.
1. stop wondering around the earth in excuse for "outstation" but use the teleconference as a substitute
2. cut back all the entertainment fees for clients..means no free drinks on the company
3. cut the contract based employee..(damn, more than half of the total employee?)
4. cut all the remaining budget for this year (means up to 31 march 2009 budget)
5. cut all "rental" spaces and make use of company owned building..
6. cut back all r&d budget and shift it to next years' budget.
7. remove all divisions that are not gaining any profit. even 0-0 margin also cut.only keep the profitable ones
8. reconsider ppl arrangement. 1 person have to perfom 2 persons task...n cut back all OT
damn....it hurts!!!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
venezuela, here i come
nowadays oil price is getting down. lower every day making some oil companies are re-thinking what they will do with the oil production..
major oil companies had already slowed down their production and plans on making new refinaries and development...
major oil companies had suspended their future projects that makes my employer a bit "shakey" right now...aramco, kuwait national oil, abu dhabi gas, iran oil comp, qatar gas, pertamina, petronas and so on....are reconsidering and recalculating their "untung" in new projects.
before this, crude oil and processed oils base products (gasoline, naphta, tar, sulfur, ethylene, propylene, and so on) are in big demand but now the demands are getting lower.
why?...becoz they dont want to sell now and they are waiting the oil price to go up again.
some speculations said after obama take the chair, then economy will become ok and oil will raise again...but some say it will be the same for abt 18 months..
either way, for me its the same. still i dont have any future projects coming and my employer also are a bit rough right now.
u dont have the luxury to pick and choose right now...as before u can pick and choose where u want to be posted. but now, u have either qatar, saudi, sulawesi and venezuela.
qatar, cost plus project...depend on the client if they approve me, ill go. but i dont think so coz my man hour rate is high..
saudi, will start only after 10 months from now..dont know what will happened to me that time
sulawesi, nice place and environment..plus i can converse in local language..but i dont think ill be going...dont have any reasons but i dont have the feeling that i can be stationed there
venezuela, just heard from a reliable source that i will be stationed there....bidding final stage and client will reward the contract to us..probably after 5 months from now, ground work will start.
its a big, i mean huge...do u now that venezuela is the second largest oil exporter?..and they have a huge amount of oil under their lands..
project summary?..its abt 5 bil project..twice from my pj now..it will take abt 4 years to complete. mine is only 2.5 years to complete...
place?..1000km from nearest town...and located at the rebellion side of the country..
meaning if i go to the nearest town...they will think im government spy..and they will shoot me dead.. haha..nice uh..
the camp will be highly secured area, protected by the army...
have no where to go except inside camp..probably will be working 7 days a week..nothing to do better to work.
90 / 15 days schedule.....still thinking what route i will take to go there..via peru?..via france? i dont know...
hmm...networking and communication..i dont know how ill get to reach the world..haha..
anyhow, if its confirmed, ull definately will know.
wish me luck..haha..
major oil companies had already slowed down their production and plans on making new refinaries and development...
major oil companies had suspended their future projects that makes my employer a bit "shakey" right now...aramco, kuwait national oil, abu dhabi gas, iran oil comp, qatar gas, pertamina, petronas and so on....are reconsidering and recalculating their "untung" in new projects.
before this, crude oil and processed oils base products (gasoline, naphta, tar, sulfur, ethylene, propylene, and so on) are in big demand but now the demands are getting lower.
why?...becoz they dont want to sell now and they are waiting the oil price to go up again.
some speculations said after obama take the chair, then economy will become ok and oil will raise again...but some say it will be the same for abt 18 months..
either way, for me its the same. still i dont have any future projects coming and my employer also are a bit rough right now.
u dont have the luxury to pick and choose right now...as before u can pick and choose where u want to be posted. but now, u have either qatar, saudi, sulawesi and venezuela.
qatar, cost plus project...depend on the client if they approve me, ill go. but i dont think so coz my man hour rate is high..
saudi, will start only after 10 months from now..dont know what will happened to me that time
sulawesi, nice place and environment..plus i can converse in local language..but i dont think ill be going...dont have any reasons but i dont have the feeling that i can be stationed there
venezuela, just heard from a reliable source that i will be stationed there....bidding final stage and client will reward the contract to us..probably after 5 months from now, ground work will start.
its a big, i mean huge...do u now that venezuela is the second largest oil exporter?..and they have a huge amount of oil under their lands..
project summary?..its abt 5 bil project..twice from my pj now..it will take abt 4 years to complete. mine is only 2.5 years to complete...
place?..1000km from nearest town...and located at the rebellion side of the country..
meaning if i go to the nearest town...they will think im government spy..and they will shoot me dead.. haha..nice uh..
the camp will be highly secured area, protected by the army...
have no where to go except inside camp..probably will be working 7 days a week..nothing to do better to work.
90 / 15 days schedule.....still thinking what route i will take to go there..via peru?..via france? i dont know...
hmm...networking and communication..i dont know how ill get to reach the world..haha..
anyhow, if its confirmed, ull definately will know.
wish me luck..haha..
Monday, November 24, 2008
oil price and my work
oil price is coming down and unstable these days...means jobs related to this industry will shrink...
closest example is my next job was delayed nearly 3 months...it should start on next june but shifted to end of next year...
what should i do within next year?....hmm..have to think all abt it again n again.
now the oil price had gone down, everybody feels the heat..not only in oil industry, but civils, constructions and others too..
hmm..our country economic downturn was around 96..97...10 years ago..oil booms was around 90 or late 80s..and second boom was on early 2000..
does this mean that economic cycle is abt 10 years?...up and down in 10 years?..
lets see oil..
early 70s and mid 70s had oil crisis in the us and japan..then in 80s again..but not quite heavy crisis...then in mid 90s....now in the mid 2000s?..70, 80, 90, 00...cycle of 10 years..next maybe arnd 2015..
lets see our countrys growth..
after merdeka..all was abt agriculture...getah..sawit..nenas..n so on..then went to seramics, electronics...then oil....then automotive...then our famous MSC...
whats next?...
i bet it would be medical industry..
population in the world is gettin bigger..our country also now have more than 25 mill ppl...and soon will reach 30 mill...
so wee need more doctors, nurses, medical asistant, hospitals, clinics...and of course.."kilang obat"..haha..
sure u dont want to import medicines bcoz its cheaper and safer to make it our own..so medical based "refinary" should and will be popular later on.
to penetrate this industry is not simple...even i know certain pumps, but pumps that will be used in this industry should be special..not to pump germs...
and other things should be free of contaminants...and clean..hehe..clean room?..no 10?..or 1000?..
now our country starting to focus on biofuel, biodiesel..but how long will it last?..
even we have "sampah kelapa sawit"..but who will plant these sawit?..is it will last long enuf?.
"hampas nenas", "hampas tebu"...haha..u will go around pasar malam every day to collect hampas tebu"?
i dont think so....even you do..maybe u have to buy it from the "tokeh air tebu"....even our batang tebu also being imported from nearby country...so supply for this tebu is not enuf..for our bioxxxx industry.
now the world is down..n our pm is only concentrating on the "country" not ppl..so we as the ppl has to think on what to do and expect in near future..
if ure now mid 30s...next 10 years u will be mid 40s, and the economic downturn will come again.do u think that ur employer will hire u still?..paying more comparing to the fresh grads?..that they can pay less and "buli" more?..
then ull be mid 50s...then again the economy will go down...n that time..if u quit or being retrenched...its very difficult to search new job..
im worried, same with all of you out there...so have to think and act fast..
got many tempting offers for the past years...working in midlle east..with wages up to 10k usd per month...but how long it will last?..
maybe if i join that company..in few months they will send me home..haha..all that is in my mind.
to take the money...or stability..or what?..i dont know..
oil n gas industry will be cloudy for now and expected to get its "sun" again the earliest by end of next year....
sooooo many projects are being cancelled and reconsidered lately...more and more companies will stop giving tenders...many ppl will be out of job soon and..riot in some countries will come.
so work hard (for now) and try to keep ur position at its best...not to "jilat bontot bos" but just to "survive" now.
good luck!!
closest example is my next job was delayed nearly 3 months...it should start on next june but shifted to end of next year...
what should i do within next year?....hmm..have to think all abt it again n again.
now the oil price had gone down, everybody feels the heat..not only in oil industry, but civils, constructions and others too..
hmm..our country economic downturn was around 96..97...10 years ago..oil booms was around 90 or late 80s..and second boom was on early 2000..
does this mean that economic cycle is abt 10 years?...up and down in 10 years?..
lets see oil..
early 70s and mid 70s had oil crisis in the us and japan..then in 80s again..but not quite heavy crisis...then in mid 90s....now in the mid 2000s?..70, 80, 90, 00...cycle of 10 years..next maybe arnd 2015..
lets see our countrys growth..
after merdeka..all was abt agriculture...getah..sawit..nenas..n so on..then went to seramics, electronics...then oil....then automotive...then our famous MSC...
whats next?...
i bet it would be medical industry..
population in the world is gettin bigger..our country also now have more than 25 mill ppl...and soon will reach 30 mill...
so wee need more doctors, nurses, medical asistant, hospitals, clinics...and of course.."kilang obat"..haha..
sure u dont want to import medicines bcoz its cheaper and safer to make it our own..so medical based "refinary" should and will be popular later on.
to penetrate this industry is not simple...even i know certain pumps, but pumps that will be used in this industry should be special..not to pump germs...
and other things should be free of contaminants...and clean..hehe..clean room?..no 10?..or 1000?..
now our country starting to focus on biofuel, biodiesel..but how long will it last?..
even we have "sampah kelapa sawit"..but who will plant these sawit?..is it will last long enuf?.
"hampas nenas", "hampas tebu"...haha..u will go around pasar malam every day to collect hampas tebu"?
i dont think so....even you do..maybe u have to buy it from the "tokeh air tebu"....even our batang tebu also being imported from nearby country...so supply for this tebu is not enuf..for our bioxxxx industry.
now the world is down..n our pm is only concentrating on the "country" not ppl..so we as the ppl has to think on what to do and expect in near future..
if ure now mid 30s...next 10 years u will be mid 40s, and the economic downturn will come again.do u think that ur employer will hire u still?..paying more comparing to the fresh grads?..that they can pay less and "buli" more?..
then ull be mid 50s...then again the economy will go down...n that time..if u quit or being retrenched...its very difficult to search new job..
im worried, same with all of you out there...so have to think and act fast..
got many tempting offers for the past years...working in midlle east..with wages up to 10k usd per month...but how long it will last?..
maybe if i join that company..in few months they will send me home..haha..all that is in my mind.
to take the money...or stability..or what?..i dont know..
oil n gas industry will be cloudy for now and expected to get its "sun" again the earliest by end of next year....
sooooo many projects are being cancelled and reconsidered lately...more and more companies will stop giving tenders...many ppl will be out of job soon and..riot in some countries will come.
so work hard (for now) and try to keep ur position at its best...not to "jilat bontot bos" but just to "survive" now.
good luck!!
something to think abt
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human???
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why is the men who invest all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means made horrible, does terrific mean made terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human???
Sunday, November 23, 2008
working tools
here are some of my working tools..
3M post-it....
yellow color of course..paste it on the left hand side of my pc..so that i can seewhat i have to do and should not forget..but sometimes i do forget..haha..
scientific calculator
nowadays, even simple calculation also i cant do it in my head...hmm..lazy lazy..
Image Quality Indicator
i dont use this actually..but i know how to use it..this item is very important when u take aradiograph..like ur chest xray film...but im not xraying ppl chests..i xrays metals..haha..
mobile phone
mobile phones become smaller each time and high tech..but mine is the simple and old one...why?...bcoz if i drop it from 5 mtr height also i still can use it and its cheap.n im not using any other functions...only use to call, receive call, sms..thats all.
internet?..i rather use my pc...cameraa?..ill use my digicam....calendar?...sometimes..notes?...im not that important to have my schedule up to each seconds...
so nokia 1110i is just enuf for me..n why nokia?...easy to "borrow" other ppls charger..hehe..
3M post-it....
yellow color of course..paste it on the left hand side of my pc..so that i can seewhat i have to do and should not forget..but sometimes i do forget..haha..
scientific calculator
nowadays, even simple calculation also i cant do it in my head...hmm..lazy lazy..
Image Quality Indicator
i dont use this actually..but i know how to use it..this item is very important when u take aradiograph..like ur chest xray film...but im not xraying ppl chests..i xrays metals..haha..
mobile phone
mobile phones become smaller each time and high tech..but mine is the simple and old one...why?...bcoz if i drop it from 5 mtr height also i still can use it and its cheap.n im not using any other functions...only use to call, receive call, sms..thats all.
internet?..i rather use my pc...cameraa?..ill use my digicam....calendar?...sometimes..notes?...im not that important to have my schedule up to each seconds...
so nokia 1110i is just enuf for me..n why nokia?...easy to "borrow" other ppls charger..hehe..
illumination test
ha...my job site is nearly complete...handed over to client but with some exceptions.like insulation jobs, painting and stencilling works...main piping work and others had finished and commisioned to success...waiting for real hydrocarbons being feeded in and processed.
nice snap shot for illumination test...just switched on all the lights and check if all is blinking or fused off or switched on but not bright enuff or anything that needs repair and remove.
night snap shot is very nice not like day time..dusty and too bright.
maybe later ill take other snap shot and ill share it with you.hehe
Thursday, November 20, 2008
a bit abt welding
welding...is joining two materials together with or without other additional material... many types of welding in the world...arc welding, resistance welding, termite welding, chemical welding and so on.
normally in my field, we are using arc welding and this arc welding consist of so many ways and thecnique but mainly is smaw (shielded metal arc welding), gtaw (gas tungsten arc welding), saw (submerge arc welding), fcaw (flux cored arc welding), mig/mag (metal inert/active gas welding) and so on..
these are types of welding that are usually used and handy..except for saw that need quite a big machine and equipments. others is small generator or inverter like box and a hold torch.
ive been doing some welding qualifications here at site. for most of the time, usually we do mech. test but at site, these machines or equipments are limited. so for some welding like fillets or seals welds, we will weld bettween two materials, cut them, smooth them with fine sand papers and do
chemical etching... chemical etching is to make all the fusion line visible to naked eye and to make sure that both material bond together to make sound welds...means had enough stregth, bond properly both chemically and mechanically, have no defects (cracks, hole or others) and acceptable with visual appearance...
all these requirements have its own criteria and has to follow strict intl law or gov law or client codes..
here is one sample of etched welds photo..u can see the material bonds and the border is a bit black..that is the heat affected zone (haz) area...this area is quite critical area but depends on the material type...if air hardened material, this area we should see carefully but mild steel..usually will have no problem despite some trouble comes from this area reported back in early years of welding.
this weld is a sound weld, but actually not a good ectched photo. should clean and polish more to remove the cutting line and make clean etch. at site with limited tools, im quite satisfied. but if in a lab, this etched surface should be rejected and need more polishing.
so as for site condition and client agreed that this test piece had passed it test and its qualified to be used for welding...and the welding activity started...hehe
normally in my field, we are using arc welding and this arc welding consist of so many ways and thecnique but mainly is smaw (shielded metal arc welding), gtaw (gas tungsten arc welding), saw (submerge arc welding), fcaw (flux cored arc welding), mig/mag (metal inert/active gas welding) and so on..
these are types of welding that are usually used and handy..except for saw that need quite a big machine and equipments. others is small generator or inverter like box and a hold torch.
ive been doing some welding qualifications here at site. for most of the time, usually we do mech. test but at site, these machines or equipments are limited. so for some welding like fillets or seals welds, we will weld bettween two materials, cut them, smooth them with fine sand papers and do
chemical etching... chemical etching is to make all the fusion line visible to naked eye and to make sure that both material bond together to make sound welds...means had enough stregth, bond properly both chemically and mechanically, have no defects (cracks, hole or others) and acceptable with visual appearance...
all these requirements have its own criteria and has to follow strict intl law or gov law or client codes..
here is one sample of etched welds photo..u can see the material bonds and the border is a bit black..that is the heat affected zone (haz) area...this area is quite critical area but depends on the material type...if air hardened material, this area we should see carefully but mild steel..usually will have no problem despite some trouble comes from this area reported back in early years of welding.
this weld is a sound weld, but actually not a good ectched photo. should clean and polish more to remove the cutting line and make clean etch. at site with limited tools, im quite satisfied. but if in a lab, this etched surface should be rejected and need more polishing.
so as for site condition and client agreed that this test piece had passed it test and its qualified to be used for welding...and the welding activity started...hehe
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
quote of the moment
"bill travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques"
doesnt need any explanation..hehe
have a nice day!!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
tgh tade keje
aku sekarang tgh betul2 tade keje.
memang tade apa sgt nak buat..busan tahap gaban..tolong la bagi aku keje sket..
ari2 tgk pc..tak main game..tgk net..tak pon tgk porn site...tp dah busan..ari2 tgk benda sama..
cume kaler je lain2..haha..
dah penuh dah pc aku dld cite blue...tp tak bes jugak..
tolong la kasi aku keje sket..
ni main game..dari game bodoh cam tetris...sampai kan aku main game need4speed..
dah nak abis...tp telampau susah..n pc aku nye kebod dah kat 4 taun...response lambat gile..
so stop aje kat situ..ada bape lagi level..tak abis2..haha..
nanti la aku sambung main game tu...
ni esok cuti..tatau apa nak buat..satu ari..
nak pegi diving...fulus tarak....tatau la nak wat camne ni..
tak pe la....nanti2 kot bleh p diving..
next week aku p amik cert baru...agak2 pasni kalau bleh jadi pro..
then leh la keje kat resort mana2 jadik diving instructor..btul tak..
anyway...aku dah gile2 busan..
ada satu ari aku tulis macam2 dalam blog ni..haha..
camne nak promote aku nye blog..aku pon tatau.....
nak main paste aje kat mana2...tabes la pulak..
biarkan org ramai yg search apa2...nanti sampai la kot kat blog aku ni..
seb baik tade sistem cam kat frenster..leh tgk sapa yg tengok blog ni..
kalau ada kan bes..
hmm..idea bagus tu...wahai tuan pnye blog...apa lagi..wat la sistem itu macam..
anyway...aku dah busan gile..nguap2 pon dah sampai sakit mulut..
nanti la aku ngarut lagi...
babai..
memang tade apa sgt nak buat..busan tahap gaban..tolong la bagi aku keje sket..
ari2 tgk pc..tak main game..tgk net..tak pon tgk porn site...tp dah busan..ari2 tgk benda sama..
cume kaler je lain2..haha..
dah penuh dah pc aku dld cite blue...tp tak bes jugak..
tolong la kasi aku keje sket..
ni main game..dari game bodoh cam tetris...sampai kan aku main game need4speed..
dah nak abis...tp telampau susah..n pc aku nye kebod dah kat 4 taun...response lambat gile..
so stop aje kat situ..ada bape lagi level..tak abis2..haha..
nanti la aku sambung main game tu...
ni esok cuti..tatau apa nak buat..satu ari..
nak pegi diving...fulus tarak....tatau la nak wat camne ni..
tak pe la....nanti2 kot bleh p diving..
next week aku p amik cert baru...agak2 pasni kalau bleh jadi pro..
then leh la keje kat resort mana2 jadik diving instructor..btul tak..
anyway...aku dah gile2 busan..
ada satu ari aku tulis macam2 dalam blog ni..haha..
camne nak promote aku nye blog..aku pon tatau.....
nak main paste aje kat mana2...tabes la pulak..
biarkan org ramai yg search apa2...nanti sampai la kot kat blog aku ni..
seb baik tade sistem cam kat frenster..leh tgk sapa yg tengok blog ni..
kalau ada kan bes..
hmm..idea bagus tu...wahai tuan pnye blog...apa lagi..wat la sistem itu macam..
anyway...aku dah busan gile..nguap2 pon dah sampai sakit mulut..
nanti la aku ngarut lagi...
babai..
jobs in oil n gas industry
many people wonder what type of work that you can do in oil and gas industry...many things thatyou can work as long as you have the speciality and knowledge.
oil and gas...have many types of jobs depending on what stage the "plant" is..
either its onshore, offshore, running plant or construction plant. oil and gas plants does not meanit handles oil n gas only, chemicals, power, water plant, air plant, steam and so on...nowadays ppl call it as cogeneration plant.
it has all, main core plant (either oil base or chemical), utility plant (power, water, steam, airand etc) and shipping plant (loading arm, bay, packaging and etc).
so depend on what plant and where, you can get any job that u want and willing to do. illdescribe here some that maybe you can easyly get it.
- scaffolder
these ppl erect scaffoldings up to high places..if youre afraid of heights..just forget abt it.hehe..u have to have the "balls" to do this job..i dont..haha.
- welders
welding any type of materials, mainly carbon steel and stainless steel. beware of the humes andbright light as older you gets, ur eyes will glare and maybe ull have lung dease. but if ure a smoker..then no worry..hehe.
- rigger
these ppl "tie" anything and everything to the cranes. and cranes will pull these things up to theair or where it needs to be fitted in. from 1kg tools to 5000 tonnes equipment. all riggers have to do. and same with scaffolders, if you are afraid of heights...just forget abt it.
- crane operator
this job is quite relaxing and nice..ull be in a covered place and most modern cranes have air-conand some of them even have fm radio. sometimes ull have to go up to high places cranes (tower crane)or sometime just on the ground (crawling)...n if u have the speciality, u can operate the 5000 tonne crane (only a few in the world) and they pay u good money too.
- project engineer
this job is quite demanding, but opposite to the title, ull be like a runner...name is great "project engineer" but the thing that ull do is run here, run there to solve problems..betweenthe client and subcons...quite tiring but good expirience. and u have to know everything in theproject..from small nut and bolts to big reactors...not for me...hehe
- piping engineer
as the title it self..ull be desiginin piping layouts, materials, valves locations and so on. the mosttiring and tense work in any project. becoz piping is the key to every jobs completion. usually in many projects, if the piping work is good...the project will end fast..but if u fucked up in early stage...ull suffer until the end..haha.
- qc engineer
my speciality...working as qc for quite some time now...all things u have to know and have to maintainat least minimum requirements of quality...some times the client wants more, and never they wantit less quality...of coz we have to cope up with construction schedule...most of the timeure powerfull and some time words that u say will only be like a fly flying near ur ears...its a trickyjob that needs fast action and result. also need tonnes of qualifications. the more u have doesntmean u know more...hehe.
- qc inspector
this will be under qc engineer supervision...all discipline will have their own inspector...piping/welding, electrical, instruments, mechanical, rotating, painting, insulation, refractory,civil, structure..
basically, these inspectors go to inspect that the workmanship have minimum level of quality or not.
- material control
to control all materials that come and goes from warehouse...shipping and logistics also fall underthis section...loading, unloading, stacking...all these skills are required..need to do the jobfast but efficient..
- safety personell
this work..erm most workers doesnt like these safety ppl, same like qc inspectors..to ensurethat job site is in secure positions and safe to work...from fire safety, rigging safety, heights,scaffolds, confined space, flammable and hazardous gasses and etc.
erm..these are some kind of jobs that u can have in oil n gas job site...no matter what u stillneed to learn even u have 20 years of experience...
maybe if i can remember other jobs, ill write in future.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
my interview with petttt (once upon a time ago)
this is one of many series of me hating our own local big oil company.
the time was nearly 10 years ago but still fresh in my mind and the anger and hate still in me. tried to kill that but still cant and daily its become greater and greater.
i was in my final year for my degree...usually in japan, during that time almost all studenthave jobs from known companies and very less are still struggling to get jobs.
my malaysian frenz also had secured their jobs in matsushita, hitachi, pioneer and so on. i did went to the interviews but i dont know why, i didnt get the job. clearly im not that good enuf for that company.
then there was an opportunity going to interview with our pettt..
im so happy and get ready for the interview...many things i read before that..econs in malaysia,technology in malaysia..oil technologies and so on..
got to the interview and passed...untill final interview (i think the 4th one)...
there are 4 other ppl with me that time...
ok no hussle, relax and answer with honesty and correctly....
then at the end of the interview, the panels tell me that they cant hire me now but they will put my files in their archives..
humm..just wondering and asked them "em do u mind to tell me why i didnt get hired?"
one of them just like "sengih sindir" and said "we are sorry, we only hire our scholars".
humm...what the fxxx...
u already knew im not ur scholar before, and before i even attended the interviews but stillwhy did u call me and let me passed all the interviews before?..
just to waist my time so that i cant try to find any other jobs in other companies?
come on...searching for jobs was not easy that time..was in end of 2000..97 malaysia economic downturn..many ppl get sacked, many ppl "mengangur" and very difficult to get good jobs.
even in japan the hiring rate was very low...
hmm..i went out of the meeting and said to them "thank you for your time" ..i did want to say"thank you for waisting my time" but thinking later on maybe ill face the same ppl, so i triedto be nice..haha.
i met other 4 ppl and asked if they are pet scholar..n they were!...later on i knew that all those 4 pplget hired and were sent to several places for training and work..
so to those ppl out there that are from pet scholars or from unipet...
just think back and pls realize that ure lucky enuf to be hired without any questions..apart from have to sign for a looooong bonding period (7 years?..)
rather than ppl that have good grades and trying very hard to get into pet..but cant just simply becoz they are not "pet ppl".
be more ambitious and learn more to make our ppl stronger..and can survive in "mat saleh" monopoly world.
now im not "iri hati" with all of you pet guys becoz i know that u did join pet bcoz of ur "pet status" not bcoz ur talent...but this only applies with freshies..
for otai2 out there, dont be mistaken...ure been hired becoz of ur "pengalaman" and some of u becoz of your "cables and kroni"...haha..
so for freshies...dont just brag around and showing off to other ppl your "petronas executive" name card...as u join as an executive but ure still "kuli"...haha.
the time was nearly 10 years ago but still fresh in my mind and the anger and hate still in me. tried to kill that but still cant and daily its become greater and greater.
i was in my final year for my degree...usually in japan, during that time almost all studenthave jobs from known companies and very less are still struggling to get jobs.
my malaysian frenz also had secured their jobs in matsushita, hitachi, pioneer and so on. i did went to the interviews but i dont know why, i didnt get the job. clearly im not that good enuf for that company.
then there was an opportunity going to interview with our pettt..
im so happy and get ready for the interview...many things i read before that..econs in malaysia,technology in malaysia..oil technologies and so on..
got to the interview and passed...untill final interview (i think the 4th one)...
there are 4 other ppl with me that time...
ok no hussle, relax and answer with honesty and correctly....
then at the end of the interview, the panels tell me that they cant hire me now but they will put my files in their archives..
humm..just wondering and asked them "em do u mind to tell me why i didnt get hired?"
one of them just like "sengih sindir" and said "we are sorry, we only hire our scholars".
humm...what the fxxx...
u already knew im not ur scholar before, and before i even attended the interviews but stillwhy did u call me and let me passed all the interviews before?..
just to waist my time so that i cant try to find any other jobs in other companies?
come on...searching for jobs was not easy that time..was in end of 2000..97 malaysia economic downturn..many ppl get sacked, many ppl "mengangur" and very difficult to get good jobs.
even in japan the hiring rate was very low...
hmm..i went out of the meeting and said to them "thank you for your time" ..i did want to say"thank you for waisting my time" but thinking later on maybe ill face the same ppl, so i triedto be nice..haha.
i met other 4 ppl and asked if they are pet scholar..n they were!...later on i knew that all those 4 pplget hired and were sent to several places for training and work..
so to those ppl out there that are from pet scholars or from unipet...
just think back and pls realize that ure lucky enuf to be hired without any questions..apart from have to sign for a looooong bonding period (7 years?..)
rather than ppl that have good grades and trying very hard to get into pet..but cant just simply becoz they are not "pet ppl".
be more ambitious and learn more to make our ppl stronger..and can survive in "mat saleh" monopoly world.
now im not "iri hati" with all of you pet guys becoz i know that u did join pet bcoz of ur "pet status" not bcoz ur talent...but this only applies with freshies..
for otai2 out there, dont be mistaken...ure been hired becoz of ur "pengalaman" and some of u becoz of your "cables and kroni"...haha..
so for freshies...dont just brag around and showing off to other ppl your "petronas executive" name card...as u join as an executive but ure still "kuli"...haha.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
our most "respected" company's employee attitude
this had happened to me several times before..i was pissed off by this ppl acting that theyare very good just becoz they are our client..
this actual event happened to me 4 years ago..in a normal office and a normal meeting room in japan.
our client is the well known Pxxxxnas...in the mtg room there was my bos, me, some other guys inaccountings and project execution..
the client was only 3...one from accounts..one from engring..one from project..
the mtg went quite well actually...n just before lunch break..my bos introduce me to otherswhat is my work scope..n so on..
ok the client account lady...it was a young lady..maybe mid 20s and she asked for a "nasik lemak" and"jus mangga"..nasik lemakk in japan?..during lunch time?..are u crazy?..
my bos asked me to find one..ok i know there is one asian stall nearby..thank god!..
ordered one nasik lemak, with sambal ikan bilis, with egg and cucumber...ok nasik lemak settled..
now jus magga...hmm..i bought one bottle of jus mangga...the simple one like orange jus..
i sent it to the mtg room and the lady just looked at the nasik lemak n said..i want sambal sotongn telur mate kebau..not telur rebus..n u know what..she wants the pure mango jus..
haha..i just said..this is only that i can get for you..
then she said..im ur client..do what i asked..damn..i just left with the nasik lemak n jus..
after lunch..she said to all.." i dont want to see this face..get him out of here"..
n i left..dont bother to know what happened after that.
this is the attitude of our ppl..ive been working with more respected oil companies..shell, aramco, exxon, eni gas, sumitomo chem n so on...but not so "kurang hajar" like our ppl.
damn i hate those kind of ppl..that is our ppl...
if u want to "buli", buli at right place la..not like that..n im not ur dog..
since then, i dont respect these ppl and sorry to say i dont respect that comp...in the name card
yes "manager" or "exec"..but in the real office..ure just a normal employee and still reportingto your boss..
client..yes..but not like that being client..
some of my frenz..have to give their watches...n some of them have to buy them something to give..just to get the contract or to get the job done.
n some of them..went to japan..n asking for "rasuah sex"..haha..
get ur own pussy la..dont ask other ppl to get it for you....language is not the barrier..if u know how to talk to girls..n ull get it no matter how..not using ur money or power..
if "penakut"..balik kampong tanam jagong la..
sorry to all..but pls if ure in the position to "buli" ppl..buli in the right way.."buli" to buildour ppl...not to "buli" to kill our ppl..
n to all of you and im sure u will be powerfull some day or already powerful enuf now..
think back n dont be like that...
now maybe ure my client..but later on..maybe im ur boss..n that time will come..soon.
beware u lil lady.
this actual event happened to me 4 years ago..in a normal office and a normal meeting room in japan.
our client is the well known Pxxxxnas...in the mtg room there was my bos, me, some other guys inaccountings and project execution..
the client was only 3...one from accounts..one from engring..one from project..
the mtg went quite well actually...n just before lunch break..my bos introduce me to otherswhat is my work scope..n so on..
ok the client account lady...it was a young lady..maybe mid 20s and she asked for a "nasik lemak" and"jus mangga"..nasik lemakk in japan?..during lunch time?..are u crazy?..
my bos asked me to find one..ok i know there is one asian stall nearby..thank god!..
ordered one nasik lemak, with sambal ikan bilis, with egg and cucumber...ok nasik lemak settled..
now jus magga...hmm..i bought one bottle of jus mangga...the simple one like orange jus..
i sent it to the mtg room and the lady just looked at the nasik lemak n said..i want sambal sotongn telur mate kebau..not telur rebus..n u know what..she wants the pure mango jus..
haha..i just said..this is only that i can get for you..
then she said..im ur client..do what i asked..damn..i just left with the nasik lemak n jus..
after lunch..she said to all.." i dont want to see this face..get him out of here"..
n i left..dont bother to know what happened after that.
this is the attitude of our ppl..ive been working with more respected oil companies..shell, aramco, exxon, eni gas, sumitomo chem n so on...but not so "kurang hajar" like our ppl.
damn i hate those kind of ppl..that is our ppl...
if u want to "buli", buli at right place la..not like that..n im not ur dog..
since then, i dont respect these ppl and sorry to say i dont respect that comp...in the name card
yes "manager" or "exec"..but in the real office..ure just a normal employee and still reportingto your boss..
client..yes..but not like that being client..
some of my frenz..have to give their watches...n some of them have to buy them something to give..just to get the contract or to get the job done.
n some of them..went to japan..n asking for "rasuah sex"..haha..
get ur own pussy la..dont ask other ppl to get it for you....language is not the barrier..if u know how to talk to girls..n ull get it no matter how..not using ur money or power..
if "penakut"..balik kampong tanam jagong la..
sorry to all..but pls if ure in the position to "buli" ppl..buli in the right way.."buli" to buildour ppl...not to "buli" to kill our ppl..
n to all of you and im sure u will be powerfull some day or already powerful enuf now..
think back n dont be like that...
now maybe ure my client..but later on..maybe im ur boss..n that time will come..soon.
beware u lil lady.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
life as a field qc enginner...part 1
just to share my experience (although not as much as otai2 out there)..
field engineer...sound nice and maybe all of you thought wow..big bucks..work hard..n so on..
not like u think....engineer..is same like "runners"..n it ranked as a "kuli" of management team..
labors are "kuli" of the foremans..n foremans are the kuli of enginners..n so on..the list wont stop at all..even u are the project director..u still be a kuli..haha..
for all of u that wants to make money..dont ever be an engineer..better to be a businessman orsales man..or make ur own bisness..
but if u want to make ur hands dirty and being "kene maki"..then engineer is the right job for you.
i started as a jnr enginer..actually knows nothing abt o n g engineering..i know what is
valve..pumps..cad..cam..machining..but that u dont have to go get any degree also u can know..
i join my comp and as a jnr engr..comp has to educate us just to be as competent as other..so i wentfor a training for 2 weeks in korea..in doosan mecatech..
it was a new world for me...new big machines..big cutters..welding..n so on..
koreans..haha..out of work they are nice..during work..just cover ur ears...they will maki u..they will even tap ur helmet with anything..i was "di pukul" on my helmet by 8 pound
hammer..haha..why?..bcoz i missed read the pressure gauge..i read it in bar..but the specs said in kgf..haha..what the f...bar n kgf..is nearly the same..
we engrs can think like that..but at site n actual thing..the workers dont know how to calculatefrom bar to mpa..or bar to atm..they just follow what u said..
so from miss reading the gauge...to thightning bolts..and so on...im not into all these works..but i like seeing ppl welding..smelling the fumes (bad for ur health)..and the sparks..haha..nice...
after my 2 weeks training..got back to office..told my bos i want to know welding..then he said no!...before knowing welding..know the material first..then how to inspect..then ill send youfor welding course...
damn..long way to go..so they sent me to mill maker...nippon steel...just to see the iron fab maker..the furnace n so on...for 1 month i was there..
then went to school again..for inspection technology...n at last..welding engineering..
welding is soo deep that even u study for several years also u wont get to know welding..haha..horor eh..
so my life as a qc / welding engineer started...
first 3 years been sent to a project in YOC..yokohama operation centre..that is project executionteam for projects that will be constructed in 1-1/2 years time.
project execution...main thing is to design, select vendors/fabricators, procure, inspect and shipthe materials/vessels/equipments to job site. also called as EPCC contractor..engineering, procurement, construction and commision contractor.
so during this E & P time, all paper works, all discussion had to be finalised with the client and vendor. any descrepancies, any discussion, any waivers had to be confirmed during this stage.
if any of these haven't been finalized and come to job site..it's very difficult to turn around andsay to client that "hey, i dont agree". they will just say, u didn't say anything that time and it means that u accepted it. very2 rare cases to turn things up side down when coming to job site.unless the impacts are to schedule, costs and to the client it self.
so i was in the E&P team for 3 years..running around the 36 storey building for dwg confirmation,spec confirmation and so on.
only this time i know NACE, ASME, ANSI, JIS, AWWA, API and so on...all theese specs i didn't know before. only ASME i knew before in a conference with JSME in Okinawa.
the life in E & P as an engineer was not as good as it sounds. u have to work with all vendors around the world.
YES! u have to wait for the US ppl to wake up, and u have to wait untill they sleep. there was 12 hours difference bettween asia and us..so imagine until what time u have to stay and communicate with them.
so sometimes come back home late is usual, but i tend not to stay back and try to go (escape i can say)between 7 to 8...
during that period, the experience was not very good but the knowledge of reading specs, understandingit and "klentong" your client was an asset.
ill continue later on in story no. 2...so keep up!...
field engineer...sound nice and maybe all of you thought wow..big bucks..work hard..n so on..
not like u think....engineer..is same like "runners"..n it ranked as a "kuli" of management team..
labors are "kuli" of the foremans..n foremans are the kuli of enginners..n so on..the list wont stop at all..even u are the project director..u still be a kuli..haha..
for all of u that wants to make money..dont ever be an engineer..better to be a businessman orsales man..or make ur own bisness..
but if u want to make ur hands dirty and being "kene maki"..then engineer is the right job for you.
i started as a jnr enginer..actually knows nothing abt o n g engineering..i know what is
valve..pumps..cad..cam..machining..but that u dont have to go get any degree also u can know..
i join my comp and as a jnr engr..comp has to educate us just to be as competent as other..so i wentfor a training for 2 weeks in korea..in doosan mecatech..
it was a new world for me...new big machines..big cutters..welding..n so on..
koreans..haha..out of work they are nice..during work..just cover ur ears...they will maki u..they will even tap ur helmet with anything..i was "di pukul" on my helmet by 8 pound
hammer..haha..why?..bcoz i missed read the pressure gauge..i read it in bar..but the specs said in kgf..haha..what the f...bar n kgf..is nearly the same..
we engrs can think like that..but at site n actual thing..the workers dont know how to calculatefrom bar to mpa..or bar to atm..they just follow what u said..
so from miss reading the gauge...to thightning bolts..and so on...im not into all these works..but i like seeing ppl welding..smelling the fumes (bad for ur health)..and the sparks..haha..nice...
after my 2 weeks training..got back to office..told my bos i want to know welding..then he said no!...before knowing welding..know the material first..then how to inspect..then ill send youfor welding course...
damn..long way to go..so they sent me to mill maker...nippon steel...just to see the iron fab maker..the furnace n so on...for 1 month i was there..
then went to school again..for inspection technology...n at last..welding engineering..
welding is soo deep that even u study for several years also u wont get to know welding..haha..horor eh..
so my life as a qc / welding engineer started...
first 3 years been sent to a project in YOC..yokohama operation centre..that is project executionteam for projects that will be constructed in 1-1/2 years time.
project execution...main thing is to design, select vendors/fabricators, procure, inspect and shipthe materials/vessels/equipments to job site. also called as EPCC contractor..engineering, procurement, construction and commision contractor.
so during this E & P time, all paper works, all discussion had to be finalised with the client and vendor. any descrepancies, any discussion, any waivers had to be confirmed during this stage.
if any of these haven't been finalized and come to job site..it's very difficult to turn around andsay to client that "hey, i dont agree". they will just say, u didn't say anything that time and it means that u accepted it. very2 rare cases to turn things up side down when coming to job site.unless the impacts are to schedule, costs and to the client it self.
so i was in the E&P team for 3 years..running around the 36 storey building for dwg confirmation,spec confirmation and so on.
only this time i know NACE, ASME, ANSI, JIS, AWWA, API and so on...all theese specs i didn't know before. only ASME i knew before in a conference with JSME in Okinawa.
the life in E & P as an engineer was not as good as it sounds. u have to work with all vendors around the world.
YES! u have to wait for the US ppl to wake up, and u have to wait untill they sleep. there was 12 hours difference bettween asia and us..so imagine until what time u have to stay and communicate with them.
so sometimes come back home late is usual, but i tend not to stay back and try to go (escape i can say)between 7 to 8...
during that period, the experience was not very good but the knowledge of reading specs, understandingit and "klentong" your client was an asset.
ill continue later on in story no. 2...so keep up!...
buku merah
do u all know what is buku merah?..its a rules and requlations and ur rights as a malaysian citizen when being asked or stopped by the police..here are some important things.
i got a copy in bm only...n if u have in english..pls share.
remember..these are your rights...i know its hard to say no..but these are your rights..
n remember...u have the right to be silent when being asked...hehe..can we do this?..
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1. APABILA DIBERHENTIKAN POLIS
1.1 Sekiranya polis tersebut tidak memakai pakaian seragam tanya beliau mengenai kad kuasa beliau
1.2 Kad Kuasa Polis
Warna Merah: Anggota polis tersebut telah digantung. Beliau tidak mempunyai apa-apa kuasa untuk berbuat apa-apa. Anda tidak perlu mengendahkan beliau.
Warna Biru: Polis yang berpangkat Inspektor dan keatas.
Warna Kuning: Polis yang berpangkat dibawah Inspektor
Warna Putih: Polis Simpanan
Ambil perhatian nama dan nombor anggota polis pada Kad Kuasa Polis.
1.3 Di dalam Pakaian Seragam ambil perhatian nama dan nombor anggota polis pada pakaian seragamnya.
1.4 Kenderaan Polis
Ambil perhatian tentang nombor pendaftaran pada kereta peronda, motosikal atau kenderaan polistersebut.
2. APABILA DISOAL OLEH POLIS
2.1 PengenaIan Anda
Anda cuma perlu berikan nama, kad pengenalan dan alamat sahaja.
2.2 Seandainya ditanya soalan-soaian lain Anda boleh bertanya, "Adakah saya ditahan? "
2.3 Bilakah anda ditahan
Anda ditahan apabila anggota polis itu? menjawab "ya" pada soalan di atas? beliau tidak membenarkan anda meninggalkan tempat tersebut atau ingin membawa anda ke balai polis? apabila anda digari
Jika anda tidak ditahan anda boleh berlepas dari tempat tersebut atau enggan mematuhi arahanbeliau untuk ke balai polis atau tempat lain jika diarahkan.
2.4 Bilakah anda tidak boleh ditahan
Polis tidak boleh menahan anda semata-mata kerana anda berkemungkinan menjadi seorang saksi danpolis ingin mengambil kenyataan saksi daripada anda (Kenyataan saksi/112)
4. PENAHANAN OLEH POLIS
4.1 Apabila ditahan tanya, "mangapa saya ditahan?" Setiap tahanan yang dibuat tanpa dimaklumkan sebabnyaadalah satu tahanan yang salah.
4.2 Jangan melawan Anggota polis mempunyai hak untuk menggunakan kekasaran yang munasabah sekiranya andamelawan.
4.3 Tanya - "Ke balai mana encik hendak membawa saya?"
Anggota polis tersebut hendaklah membawa anda dengan segera ke balai polis berdekatan dan tidak ke tempat lain.
4.4 Apa perlu dibuat setelah dimaklumkan tentang tangkapan.
Anda mempunyai hak untuk membuat panggilan telefon. Buat panggilan kepada keluarga, peguam atau PusatBantuan Guaman. Maklumkan mereka:-
? Anda telah ditangkap.
? Masa, tempat dan sebab-sebab tangkapan.
? Pengenalan anggota polis yang menangkap.
? Balai polis kepada mana anda dibawa.
4.5 Apa terjadi selepas tangkapan?
Anda boleh ditahan sehingga 24 jam:
? Di balai polis atau
? Di lokap balai polisdengan tujuan untuk membantu siasatan polis.
7. PEMERIKSAAN BADAN TANPA TAHANAN
7. 1 Bilakah ia boleh dilakukan
Sekiranya anda berada di tempat (sebagai contoh: karaoke / kelab) di mana polis sedang melakukanserbuan atau mencari sesuatu (sebagai contoh: dadah berbahaya), polis berhak untuk melakukan pemeriksaan badan/beg anda tanpa menahan anda. la hanya boleh dilakukan dengan kehadiran pegawai polis yang berpangkal tidak kurang daripada inspektor,
7.2 Apakah yang perlu anda lakukan
- Jangan benarkan polis untuk memasukkan tangan mereka ke dalam saku atau beg anda.
- Kosongkan saku /beg anda di hadapan polis secara sukarela untuk memastikan anda dapat ngawasi barangan anda.
Keluarkan barangan anda satu demi satu. Setiap kali, sebut sebagai contoh "purse", "kunci", "kadpengenalan" dan sebagainya. Apabila saku / beg anda kosong, terbalikkan saku I beg tersebut
7.3 Hak-hak anda
- Wanita hanya boleh diperiksa badan mereka oleh pegawai polis wanita sahaja.
- Setiap pemeriksaan badan perlu dilakukan dengan penuh sopan (sebagai contoh:bahagian sulit tidak boleh disentuh).
- Tidak ada undang-undang membolehkan anda dibogelkan.
9. SOAL-SIASAT OLEH POLIS SELEPAS DITAHAN
9.1 Kenal pasti pegawai polls yang menyoal-siasat anda. Pastikan nama I pangkat pegawai polis yang menyoal-siasat anda.
9.2 Hak memilih untuk berdiam diri
Polis lazimnya akan memulakan perbualan ramah mesra (sebagai contoh: soalan-soalan mengenai keluarga anda, kawan-kawan dan sebagainya). Anda harus bersopan. Jangan khuatir untuk berdiam diri. Itu adalah hak anda.
i got a copy in bm only...n if u have in english..pls share.
remember..these are your rights...i know its hard to say no..but these are your rights..
n remember...u have the right to be silent when being asked...hehe..can we do this?..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. APABILA DIBERHENTIKAN POLIS
1.1 Sekiranya polis tersebut tidak memakai pakaian seragam tanya beliau mengenai kad kuasa beliau
1.2 Kad Kuasa Polis
Warna Merah: Anggota polis tersebut telah digantung. Beliau tidak mempunyai apa-apa kuasa untuk berbuat apa-apa. Anda tidak perlu mengendahkan beliau.
Warna Biru: Polis yang berpangkat Inspektor dan keatas.
Warna Kuning: Polis yang berpangkat dibawah Inspektor
Warna Putih: Polis Simpanan
Ambil perhatian nama dan nombor anggota polis pada Kad Kuasa Polis.
1.3 Di dalam Pakaian Seragam ambil perhatian nama dan nombor anggota polis pada pakaian seragamnya.
1.4 Kenderaan Polis
Ambil perhatian tentang nombor pendaftaran pada kereta peronda, motosikal atau kenderaan polistersebut.
2. APABILA DISOAL OLEH POLIS
2.1 PengenaIan Anda
Anda cuma perlu berikan nama, kad pengenalan dan alamat sahaja.
2.2 Seandainya ditanya soalan-soaian lain Anda boleh bertanya, "Adakah saya ditahan? "
2.3 Bilakah anda ditahan
Anda ditahan apabila anggota polis itu? menjawab "ya" pada soalan di atas? beliau tidak membenarkan anda meninggalkan tempat tersebut atau ingin membawa anda ke balai polis? apabila anda digari
Jika anda tidak ditahan anda boleh berlepas dari tempat tersebut atau enggan mematuhi arahanbeliau untuk ke balai polis atau tempat lain jika diarahkan.
2.4 Bilakah anda tidak boleh ditahan
Polis tidak boleh menahan anda semata-mata kerana anda berkemungkinan menjadi seorang saksi danpolis ingin mengambil kenyataan saksi daripada anda (Kenyataan saksi/112)
4. PENAHANAN OLEH POLIS
4.1 Apabila ditahan tanya, "mangapa saya ditahan?" Setiap tahanan yang dibuat tanpa dimaklumkan sebabnyaadalah satu tahanan yang salah.
4.2 Jangan melawan Anggota polis mempunyai hak untuk menggunakan kekasaran yang munasabah sekiranya andamelawan.
4.3 Tanya - "Ke balai mana encik hendak membawa saya?"
Anggota polis tersebut hendaklah membawa anda dengan segera ke balai polis berdekatan dan tidak ke tempat lain.
4.4 Apa perlu dibuat setelah dimaklumkan tentang tangkapan.
Anda mempunyai hak untuk membuat panggilan telefon. Buat panggilan kepada keluarga, peguam atau PusatBantuan Guaman. Maklumkan mereka:-
? Anda telah ditangkap.
? Masa, tempat dan sebab-sebab tangkapan.
? Pengenalan anggota polis yang menangkap.
? Balai polis kepada mana anda dibawa.
4.5 Apa terjadi selepas tangkapan?
Anda boleh ditahan sehingga 24 jam:
? Di balai polis atau
? Di lokap balai polisdengan tujuan untuk membantu siasatan polis.
7. PEMERIKSAAN BADAN TANPA TAHANAN
7. 1 Bilakah ia boleh dilakukan
Sekiranya anda berada di tempat (sebagai contoh: karaoke / kelab) di mana polis sedang melakukanserbuan atau mencari sesuatu (sebagai contoh: dadah berbahaya), polis berhak untuk melakukan pemeriksaan badan/beg anda tanpa menahan anda. la hanya boleh dilakukan dengan kehadiran pegawai polis yang berpangkal tidak kurang daripada inspektor,
7.2 Apakah yang perlu anda lakukan
- Jangan benarkan polis untuk memasukkan tangan mereka ke dalam saku atau beg anda.
- Kosongkan saku /beg anda di hadapan polis secara sukarela untuk memastikan anda dapat ngawasi barangan anda.
Keluarkan barangan anda satu demi satu. Setiap kali, sebut sebagai contoh "purse", "kunci", "kadpengenalan" dan sebagainya. Apabila saku / beg anda kosong, terbalikkan saku I beg tersebut
7.3 Hak-hak anda
- Wanita hanya boleh diperiksa badan mereka oleh pegawai polis wanita sahaja.
- Setiap pemeriksaan badan perlu dilakukan dengan penuh sopan (sebagai contoh:bahagian sulit tidak boleh disentuh).
- Tidak ada undang-undang membolehkan anda dibogelkan.
9. SOAL-SIASAT OLEH POLIS SELEPAS DITAHAN
9.1 Kenal pasti pegawai polls yang menyoal-siasat anda. Pastikan nama I pangkat pegawai polis yang menyoal-siasat anda.
9.2 Hak memilih untuk berdiam diri
Polis lazimnya akan memulakan perbualan ramah mesra (sebagai contoh: soalan-soalan mengenai keluarga anda, kawan-kawan dan sebagainya). Anda harus bersopan. Jangan khuatir untuk berdiam diri. Itu adalah hak anda.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
garu n giru
in malay..garu is..scratching?...n giru..i dont know what is that.
yesterday my guy called me garu mohd..i just looked at him..and say ha?..
at the same time i was "menggaru" my back bcoz just came back from site and with the insulationblankets..made from fibre..n it was itchy..haha..dont touch any fibre..ull be like a monkeyscratching here n there..
i asked him what is garu..garu means respected person..same like "sir" or "mr" in telugu..
in tamil is taleiva..in hindi is guru..n so on..
i asked him what is "garu" that is scratching..in telugu it is "giru"..
man im confused..garu..giru..guru..all seems the same to me..
anyway..now i know one more vocab..that is garu..giru..n guru..haha..
just to share with ya all..so that next time ppl call someone "garu siti"..dont go n scratch cik siti..or ull get slapped in the face..haha..
its seems that malay vocabs comes from all over the world..india..europe..asia..africa..or otherwise..i dont know..
we let the ppl in language history decide that..
most of our words comes from hindi n arabic..i gues..coz some time these ppl talk..i can understandeasily..
one more precious moment and knowledge in the desert...
yesterday my guy called me garu mohd..i just looked at him..and say ha?..
at the same time i was "menggaru" my back bcoz just came back from site and with the insulationblankets..made from fibre..n it was itchy..haha..dont touch any fibre..ull be like a monkeyscratching here n there..
i asked him what is garu..garu means respected person..same like "sir" or "mr" in telugu..
in tamil is taleiva..in hindi is guru..n so on..
i asked him what is "garu" that is scratching..in telugu it is "giru"..
man im confused..garu..giru..guru..all seems the same to me..
anyway..now i know one more vocab..that is garu..giru..n guru..haha..
just to share with ya all..so that next time ppl call someone "garu siti"..dont go n scratch cik siti..or ull get slapped in the face..haha..
its seems that malay vocabs comes from all over the world..india..europe..asia..africa..or otherwise..i dont know..
we let the ppl in language history decide that..
most of our words comes from hindi n arabic..i gues..coz some time these ppl talk..i can understandeasily..
one more precious moment and knowledge in the desert...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
lama menyepi
haha...pekaba beb.
lama tak bersua...sume epi2 raya..biasa la tu...aritu kita raya posa..skang ni raya cahye lak
happy depavali...yeaahoo..
tatau apa nak tulis..nanti2 la kan kita tulis banyak2 lagi..
apa2 pon..slamat bercuti la kamu2 semua...
aku kat sini..raya ke2 dah keje...ni depabali pon tadapat cuti..aiya..mopiko laila..
caulus..
lama tak bersua...sume epi2 raya..biasa la tu...aritu kita raya posa..skang ni raya cahye lak
happy depavali...yeaahoo..
tatau apa nak tulis..nanti2 la kan kita tulis banyak2 lagi..
apa2 pon..slamat bercuti la kamu2 semua...
aku kat sini..raya ke2 dah keje...ni depabali pon tadapat cuti..aiya..mopiko laila..
caulus..
Thursday, September 18, 2008
raye raye
haha...apa kabo sume..
ni sume mesti tak sabo nak raya ni..
relek2 beb...baru je posa bape ari..jgn nak gile2 pk nak raya..haha..
pk2 pasal raya n posa ni..aku nak cite sket pasal kawan2 aku yg berwibawa semasa makan..
biasa la kan..dok kat site...keje..tido..makan..keje..tido..makan..tu aje pusing2 benda sama.
ada la beberapa org kwn2 ni..dia punya makan...peh...korang gerenti tekejut..badan cekeding...tp makan..peh..
sorang ni..dia ada simpan "org belakang"..kalau time makan ramai2 n sedap..ha..di bawak org dia..dia mula2 letak nasik sket je..pahtu along the way..dia tambah..then tambah..then tambah..then tambah..pahtu bile org dah abis mkn..dia cuit sket2 lauk2 yg tinggal..sampai licin!!..bile ckp dia mkn bnyk...dia kata.."eh bdn aku kecik aje..mana leh mkn bnyk2"..haha..hanya org2 yg bersama aje tau rasia dia...
lagi sorang ni..dia mat gas..kalau gas tu bleh jual..dah kaya dah dia..dah la satu barel minyakkat 200 usd..kalau dia jual gas dia..kaya org mesia..tp dia pnye gas..peh...kalah gas beracun..aku bleh gerenti pakai gas mask pon still bleh penetrate..salah satu sebab gas dia power...sbab dia suke campo benda macam2...air apa saje dia campo.dgn alasan..ala dahmasuk perut..campo gak...tp sblm sampai perut..ada tekak beb..aku kalau aus macam mana pon...bile tgk ada cawan..nampak air..tanya sapa punya dulu..kalau diapunya..hehe...aku sanggup berhaus..
ha lagi sorang ni spesel sket..mula2 aku jumpa dia...ingat lagi..kecik aje..tp sblom dia balikpeh..sehat..membesar sebagai johan...memang aku respek..ckp dah kenyang..tp ikan sekor bleh abis..ko bayangkan la...piza hut pnye largest piza....satu setengah abis..gile tak gile...bebudak lain2-3 keping aje dah abis..dia sebesar2 piza tu leh makan...
sure korang tak caye kan..haha...ni lah kengkawan aku...ada lagi benda2 yg menarik..tp pasal nak raya...aku cite la pasal makan ni...pasal benda lain..kite cite masa lain..
ada yg kene baya 10 riaal...untuk dpt benda...ada yg gile kambing..peh..macam2 la..
ada org darah jawa...cakap jpon..duduk arab..ha nak pangil apa tu?..
hehe..kalau org yg baca ni..jgn mare ye.....buat kenang kenagan...
slamat beerpuasa dan selamat ari raya..
mengundi la untuk diri sendiri..
bersekutu meramaikan kutu
cauluss.....
ni sume mesti tak sabo nak raya ni..
relek2 beb...baru je posa bape ari..jgn nak gile2 pk nak raya..haha..
pk2 pasal raya n posa ni..aku nak cite sket pasal kawan2 aku yg berwibawa semasa makan..
biasa la kan..dok kat site...keje..tido..makan..keje..tido..makan..tu aje pusing2 benda sama.
ada la beberapa org kwn2 ni..dia punya makan...peh...korang gerenti tekejut..badan cekeding...tp makan..peh..
sorang ni..dia ada simpan "org belakang"..kalau time makan ramai2 n sedap..ha..di bawak org dia..dia mula2 letak nasik sket je..pahtu along the way..dia tambah..then tambah..then tambah..then tambah..pahtu bile org dah abis mkn..dia cuit sket2 lauk2 yg tinggal..sampai licin!!..bile ckp dia mkn bnyk...dia kata.."eh bdn aku kecik aje..mana leh mkn bnyk2"..haha..hanya org2 yg bersama aje tau rasia dia...
lagi sorang ni..dia mat gas..kalau gas tu bleh jual..dah kaya dah dia..dah la satu barel minyakkat 200 usd..kalau dia jual gas dia..kaya org mesia..tp dia pnye gas..peh...kalah gas beracun..aku bleh gerenti pakai gas mask pon still bleh penetrate..salah satu sebab gas dia power...sbab dia suke campo benda macam2...air apa saje dia campo.dgn alasan..ala dahmasuk perut..campo gak...tp sblm sampai perut..ada tekak beb..aku kalau aus macam mana pon...bile tgk ada cawan..nampak air..tanya sapa punya dulu..kalau diapunya..hehe...aku sanggup berhaus..
ha lagi sorang ni spesel sket..mula2 aku jumpa dia...ingat lagi..kecik aje..tp sblom dia balikpeh..sehat..membesar sebagai johan...memang aku respek..ckp dah kenyang..tp ikan sekor bleh abis..ko bayangkan la...piza hut pnye largest piza....satu setengah abis..gile tak gile...bebudak lain2-3 keping aje dah abis..dia sebesar2 piza tu leh makan...
sure korang tak caye kan..haha...ni lah kengkawan aku...ada lagi benda2 yg menarik..tp pasal nak raya...aku cite la pasal makan ni...pasal benda lain..kite cite masa lain..
ada yg kene baya 10 riaal...untuk dpt benda...ada yg gile kambing..peh..macam2 la..
ada org darah jawa...cakap jpon..duduk arab..ha nak pangil apa tu?..
hehe..kalau org yg baca ni..jgn mare ye.....buat kenang kenagan...
slamat beerpuasa dan selamat ari raya..
mengundi la untuk diri sendiri..
bersekutu meramaikan kutu
cauluss.....
Thursday, September 11, 2008
kisah peluru
haha..pekaba sume..arap2 baik dan sehat di bulan dan hari yg mulia ni.
arini nak cite pasal si jawok sengal tu lagi.
semalam...p town..bli makanan untuk buka puasa..ada la beli sembosa..macam popia tp 3 segi..ayam bbq, ayam golek, nasik, kari,fruit cocktail..em tu je kot..bleh la untuk makan 3 org.
then dah buka tu..burak2 la..biasa la kan..sementara tunggu masa abis mkn..nasik turun kenyangn nak balik bilek untuk trawih...
tgh2 cite..si jawok ni dia p bukak la cite pasal makan peluru..
ada obat tu..bentuk macam peluru..tp obat tu kene masuk kat blakang tu..ala..kat tempat tuuuu...hahaha..
aku dgn sorang lagi member..gelak bagai gile2 sampai senak perut aku..
aisey..si jawok ni..dah la sengal..p wat lawak sengal..memang sengal ubi btui..
baru aku nak tulis blog pasal posa...tp sbab cite tu hot lagi...aku tulis cite tu..hehe..
korang memang patut la tgk muke jawok masa cite tu...dgn bersungguh2 dia cite tu...peh..memang klako..hehhee..
anyway...prut kenyang makan nasik time buka..pahtu gelak bagai nak gile..trus nasik turun bawah untuk pencernaan..hahaha..
so selamat berpuasa...
lagi bape hari aje nak raya...
tak lama lagi bleh la start bukak lagu dendang perantau..
pahni aku nak karang lagu dendang si tenggang...hahaha..
chiow...
Sunday, September 7, 2008
pelir itik
alu all....apa kabar..haha..
hmm..today..nak merepek pasal pelir itik..
dari satu hal ke satu hal..tak abis2..
ada kerajaan..nak buat kerajaan lain..nanti dah ada kerajaan baru..rakyat tak puas ati..nak yg lain pulak..
hai..mana satu la ni...penin palo den..
mana satu yg betul..mana satu yg tak betul...tatau la dah..tuhan aje yg tau..
tp kita sebagai rakyat..ada amanah untuk menjadikan negara kita betul dah aman,perlu bersuara. tapi kalau bersuara pon nanti masuk ISA..kene soal macam2..
macam raja petra..tulis blog..ngarut2..kutuk2 org sana sini...pahtu kene masuk gak dlm isa...ni tah2 aku tulis...kene masuk gak kot..tah la..tatau la..
pasal anwar pulak..tak abis2 cite pasal sodomi..nak aje aku tulis bahse melayu yg org senangpaham..tp nanti org rasa tak sedap membaca pulak..haha..so kene la tapis sket..camnela raykat nak senang..asik2 kuar cite tu..sampaikan org luar..bile dia tanya kita dari mana..then ckp mesia...dia ckp..oo cite pasal org kene tangkap pasal membontot tu ke..peh malu gile
dulu2 kalau ckp mesia..oo twin tower...now..ckp pasal mesia aje..oo twin buttocks...haha..dah tamo ngaku dah aku ni org mesia..nak2 kat org pakistan..india..nepal..bangla..depa tgk cnn jugak..jazeera jugak..bbc jugak..sume news tu kuar kat situ..aisey...kaver2 la sket pn kalau nak lepas air...aiyaa...
pak lah pulak..org asik ckp makan duit la..apa la..aduih..ponin dah den..lepas satu2..mana nak pecaya...tak la tau..
seb baik blog aku ni tade org baca..kalau tak..sure kene blok cam malaysia today..
apakandaya..kita hanya menulis..yg berkuasa nak blok2..nak tangkap2 ni...org yg ada paku..tak ponyg ada celet kat bahu...aku nye bahu ada celet taik burung aje..
anyway...biasa la kan..kita manusia..mana nak puas dgn yg satu..
nanti kerajaan yg ada ni..di guling..kerjaan baru naik..dia ungkit org2 lama pnye buruk2..tunjukkat rakyat...saman2..masuk jel...dah lepas tu..dia pulak buat taik...then ada org sedar..orgbangkang..kutuk2...gulingkan kerajaan baru..naik pulak org yg lain...pahtu benda sama ulang..
bukak poket berdebu org lain..tepuk2..debu tu kene kat diri sendiri jugak..
busan dah cite pasal pelir itik ni...
baik aku p makan sup topedo pon bagus...aisey...
apa2 pon...politik malaysia...sama dari dulu...pusing2..kondem2 org yg sama..
bn naik ke..pkr naik ke..dap naik ke..sume sama..yg pasti kita rakyat akan tertipu..yg miskin akanjadik lebih miskin..yg kaya pandai auta..akan jadik lebih kaya..
yg melayu nya akan jadik bangang kalau tak sedar diri..yg cina nya akan kaya kalau melayu bangang..yg india nye akan gelak sendiri...
so kita melayu..kene la sedar diri..kasi diri sendiri membangun..pegang ekonomi malaysia..jgn asik kata cina pegang ekonomi..diri sendiri yg malas..jgn la kita salahkan org lain..
melayu ni senang lupa..baru untung sket..dah nak belagak beli kete besor2...aku slalu tgk orgkalau pakai kete besor ni...dlm ati aku ckp..ni mesti utang tak abis bayo lagi ni..nak beli cash?...haha...sudah la...baik beli bini baru..ha tu la melayu..pk beb...pk elok2supaya dpt majukan diri dan bangsa...
slamat berpk...
haha..
arini mengarut tentang pelir itik...agak ada saap2 nak membantah..silakan.
hmm..today..nak merepek pasal pelir itik..
dari satu hal ke satu hal..tak abis2..
ada kerajaan..nak buat kerajaan lain..nanti dah ada kerajaan baru..rakyat tak puas ati..nak yg lain pulak..
hai..mana satu la ni...penin palo den..
mana satu yg betul..mana satu yg tak betul...tatau la dah..tuhan aje yg tau..
tp kita sebagai rakyat..ada amanah untuk menjadikan negara kita betul dah aman,perlu bersuara. tapi kalau bersuara pon nanti masuk ISA..kene soal macam2..
macam raja petra..tulis blog..ngarut2..kutuk2 org sana sini...pahtu kene masuk gak dlm isa...ni tah2 aku tulis...kene masuk gak kot..tah la..tatau la..
pasal anwar pulak..tak abis2 cite pasal sodomi..nak aje aku tulis bahse melayu yg org senangpaham..tp nanti org rasa tak sedap membaca pulak..haha..so kene la tapis sket..camnela raykat nak senang..asik2 kuar cite tu..sampaikan org luar..bile dia tanya kita dari mana..then ckp mesia...dia ckp..oo cite pasal org kene tangkap pasal membontot tu ke..peh malu gile
dulu2 kalau ckp mesia..oo twin tower...now..ckp pasal mesia aje..oo twin buttocks...haha..dah tamo ngaku dah aku ni org mesia..nak2 kat org pakistan..india..nepal..bangla..depa tgk cnn jugak..jazeera jugak..bbc jugak..sume news tu kuar kat situ..aisey...kaver2 la sket pn kalau nak lepas air...aiyaa...
pak lah pulak..org asik ckp makan duit la..apa la..aduih..ponin dah den..lepas satu2..mana nak pecaya...tak la tau..
seb baik blog aku ni tade org baca..kalau tak..sure kene blok cam malaysia today..
apakandaya..kita hanya menulis..yg berkuasa nak blok2..nak tangkap2 ni...org yg ada paku..tak ponyg ada celet kat bahu...aku nye bahu ada celet taik burung aje..
anyway...biasa la kan..kita manusia..mana nak puas dgn yg satu..
nanti kerajaan yg ada ni..di guling..kerjaan baru naik..dia ungkit org2 lama pnye buruk2..tunjukkat rakyat...saman2..masuk jel...dah lepas tu..dia pulak buat taik...then ada org sedar..orgbangkang..kutuk2...gulingkan kerajaan baru..naik pulak org yg lain...pahtu benda sama ulang..
bukak poket berdebu org lain..tepuk2..debu tu kene kat diri sendiri jugak..
busan dah cite pasal pelir itik ni...
baik aku p makan sup topedo pon bagus...aisey...
apa2 pon...politik malaysia...sama dari dulu...pusing2..kondem2 org yg sama..
bn naik ke..pkr naik ke..dap naik ke..sume sama..yg pasti kita rakyat akan tertipu..yg miskin akanjadik lebih miskin..yg kaya pandai auta..akan jadik lebih kaya..
yg melayu nya akan jadik bangang kalau tak sedar diri..yg cina nya akan kaya kalau melayu bangang..yg india nye akan gelak sendiri...
so kita melayu..kene la sedar diri..kasi diri sendiri membangun..pegang ekonomi malaysia..jgn asik kata cina pegang ekonomi..diri sendiri yg malas..jgn la kita salahkan org lain..
melayu ni senang lupa..baru untung sket..dah nak belagak beli kete besor2...aku slalu tgk orgkalau pakai kete besor ni...dlm ati aku ckp..ni mesti utang tak abis bayo lagi ni..nak beli cash?...haha...sudah la...baik beli bini baru..ha tu la melayu..pk beb...pk elok2supaya dpt majukan diri dan bangsa...
slamat berpk...
haha..
arini mengarut tentang pelir itik...agak ada saap2 nak membantah..silakan.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
ngok ngek
yeee ha...
apa kabar semua...
gehehe...macam mana puasa tu..
kat sini..kira orait la puasa...cuma makan tak la sesedap cam kat mesia..leh makan kueh...leh mkn lempeng..leh mkn lemang...rendang..
sini mkn kurma aje la...pahtu mkn goti..haha..tu aje..tade benda lain pon.
smlm pegi bawak kawan p dentist...aduih..tensen btui dentis kat sini.
pegi kol 8 mlm...tp dia p jumpa dokto kol 1130 mlm...apa gile 3 jam menunggu..pnya la lama..penat aje nak kene tunggu kat situ....tp apa buleh buat..tunggu aje la..
pahtu filling aje..gigi belobang...kene 130..mahal gile tak..
ngok tui..sini semuanya mahal..pahtu doktor sumenye org egypt...em..egypt ni..ada yg bagus..ada tak bagus...tp kat site ni..almost all..egyptian ni..tak bagus...tamolah kutuk org..tak elok..
anyway..slamat berposa sekalian...
ni tgh pk camne nak bukak facebook kat pc opis ni...kene blok..
ada sapa2 idea cane nak bukak facebook even kalau kene blok?..
caulus...
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
puasa
waa..arini first day posa..
hehe..bleh la tahan..first day posa..
mkn pg td..em..tabes langsung..esok kene p mess hall tempat lain..
pg td p tempat arab..tade rasa...seb baik tomato sos ade..kalu tak..sume rasa plain aje.
esok try pg tempat keling lak..kalau ok...tiap2 pagi mkn kat situ la kot.
pg td tgk ada nasik..ngan ayam goreng..ttau la esok pagi ada apa plak.
sebat aje la kan..tp tak bes aa..ngntok lak arini..
esok ok kot..kene tdo awal arini..tdo awal..bgn awal..haha..
idung gase tesumbat la pulak..kalau dpt korek idung..bes gak ni..tp posa...tdpt la pulak nak korek idung..haha..
so amacam semua puasa?..ada orait?.
tulis blog ni pon..tade org baca..nak tanya sapa2 dah mkn ke blom..sure tak de sapa jawab.
ha..ptg ni balik kol 3 kot..malas nak keje...balik awal..tido..then bgn untuk mkn.tatau arini mkn apa...agak2 apa yg bes eh ptg ni?.
anyway...slamat berpuasa kawan2..
hehe..bleh la tahan..first day posa..
mkn pg td..em..tabes langsung..esok kene p mess hall tempat lain..
pg td p tempat arab..tade rasa...seb baik tomato sos ade..kalu tak..sume rasa plain aje.
esok try pg tempat keling lak..kalau ok...tiap2 pagi mkn kat situ la kot.
pg td tgk ada nasik..ngan ayam goreng..ttau la esok pagi ada apa plak.
sebat aje la kan..tp tak bes aa..ngntok lak arini..
esok ok kot..kene tdo awal arini..tdo awal..bgn awal..haha..
idung gase tesumbat la pulak..kalau dpt korek idung..bes gak ni..tp posa...tdpt la pulak nak korek idung..haha..
so amacam semua puasa?..ada orait?.
tulis blog ni pon..tade org baca..nak tanya sapa2 dah mkn ke blom..sure tak de sapa jawab.
ha..ptg ni balik kol 3 kot..malas nak keje...balik awal..tido..then bgn untuk mkn.tatau arini mkn apa...agak2 apa yg bes eh ptg ni?.
anyway...slamat berpuasa kawan2..
Sunday, August 31, 2008
merdeka!
merdeka! merdeka! merdeka!
dulu2 dah org sebut merdeka....apa erti merdeka
haha...merdeka negara aje..tapi rakyatnya tak merdeka..maybe..kan?.
anyhow..selamat merdeka...merdeka negara..merdeka sendiri..merdeka dari bini kat rumah?..merdeka dari bos kat opis..merdeka dari awek kat sebelah..merdeka dari adik beradik...merdeka dari asrama..
apa2 aje jenis merdeka..
esok kita stat puasa...kat sini tatau la esok puasa ke..lagi 2 ari..
anyhow..mlm ni kita tgk...kalau ada org trawih..maknanya esok puasa..
kat sini dah la aku tak paham annoucement..semua dalam arab..
tepon kengkawan..tanya bila puasa..pahtu p tgk kat surau..ada org trawih ke tak.kalau ada..nampaknye esok la stat puasa..
pahtu pg nanti kol 4 kene bgn...sbab 450 dah kna stop makan..
cuaca skang ni panas dan lembab...kalau dok kat luar opis...tak keje pon..just sit around aje pon dah bepeluh...cuba bayangkan camne humid dia..hehe...
masuk dlm opis..sejuk...ha sudah..badan pon tak btui..
anyhow...slamat berpuasa kat semua...n slamat merdeka..
maaf kpada semua...halal makan dan minum...serta apa2 aje yg kene halal..haha..
cam cop halal jakim la....cop aje..apa2 sume jadik halal..
haha..
wokeh..slamat apa saja..
dulu2 dah org sebut merdeka....apa erti merdeka
haha...merdeka negara aje..tapi rakyatnya tak merdeka..maybe..kan?.
anyhow..selamat merdeka...merdeka negara..merdeka sendiri..merdeka dari bini kat rumah?..merdeka dari bos kat opis..merdeka dari awek kat sebelah..merdeka dari adik beradik...merdeka dari asrama..
apa2 aje jenis merdeka..
esok kita stat puasa...kat sini tatau la esok puasa ke..lagi 2 ari..
anyhow..mlm ni kita tgk...kalau ada org trawih..maknanya esok puasa..
kat sini dah la aku tak paham annoucement..semua dalam arab..
tepon kengkawan..tanya bila puasa..pahtu p tgk kat surau..ada org trawih ke tak.kalau ada..nampaknye esok la stat puasa..
pahtu pg nanti kol 4 kene bgn...sbab 450 dah kna stop makan..
cuaca skang ni panas dan lembab...kalau dok kat luar opis...tak keje pon..just sit around aje pon dah bepeluh...cuba bayangkan camne humid dia..hehe...
masuk dlm opis..sejuk...ha sudah..badan pon tak btui..
anyhow...slamat berpuasa kat semua...n slamat merdeka..
maaf kpada semua...halal makan dan minum...serta apa2 aje yg kene halal..haha..
cam cop halal jakim la....cop aje..apa2 sume jadik halal..
haha..
wokeh..slamat apa saja..
Saturday, August 30, 2008
sinonim
ha si budak jawok ni dah wat lawak lagi..
ada sinonim la pulak ngluyor ni...benda nye gelendem..
kira2 cam wat deek dgn wat tatau la kan..bendanya sama aje..
gitu la kot...tp aku bukan paham apa maksudnya...bahse jawa..
kalau dia klentong..ha..mampuih la aku kelentong korang..
arini cuaca agak kurang bagus..mendung dan glary..tak nampak jauh..
tp orait la jugak..tak la panas terik..
sinaran matahari tak seterang mana....so tak la kepala2 yg botak tu berkilat2
memancar...dari jauh dah nampak kelip2...hahaha..
maaf buat sapa2 yg terasa...aku pon tak lama lagi ada spot light sendiri..
bak kata kawan aku..
bald at front...its sexy..bald at the back...thinking too much...
bald at front to back?...haha..thinking that hes sexy..
amacam?...ada kena tak?..
sendiri baca..sendiri gelak la thamby...
esok2 aku ajar korang cakap hindi plak..
hint...kuch nehi he...ha apa tu?..
caloss..
ada sinonim la pulak ngluyor ni...benda nye gelendem..
kira2 cam wat deek dgn wat tatau la kan..bendanya sama aje..
gitu la kot...tp aku bukan paham apa maksudnya...bahse jawa..
kalau dia klentong..ha..mampuih la aku kelentong korang..
arini cuaca agak kurang bagus..mendung dan glary..tak nampak jauh..
tp orait la jugak..tak la panas terik..
sinaran matahari tak seterang mana....so tak la kepala2 yg botak tu berkilat2
memancar...dari jauh dah nampak kelip2...hahaha..
maaf buat sapa2 yg terasa...aku pon tak lama lagi ada spot light sendiri..
bak kata kawan aku..
bald at front...its sexy..bald at the back...thinking too much...
bald at front to back?...haha..thinking that hes sexy..
amacam?...ada kena tak?..
sendiri baca..sendiri gelak la thamby...
esok2 aku ajar korang cakap hindi plak..
hint...kuch nehi he...ha apa tu?..
caloss..
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
no title
peh..arini macam celaka aje..
hari yg tak bes..
tp apa nak buat...life must go on..btul tak?..
apa tu ngluyor?
ha ni la si budak jawok..wat lawak kat aku...kan aku dah
register e-mail nama ngluyor..
makna ngluyor ni..muke wat deeekk aje..
ala cam bebudak lambat masuk kelas..pahtu kene maki ngan cekgu..
tp muke wat slambe..wat deeekk aje..
ha tu la ngluyor..
agak2 nak guna..ha apa lagi..gunala...
mana tau bleh nak buat pertandingan membina ayat menggunakan "ngluyor"
macam ..."wat ngluyor je apa dia memekak"..aha..tul tak?..
hari yg tak bes..
tp apa nak buat...life must go on..btul tak?..
apa tu ngluyor?
ha ni la si budak jawok..wat lawak kat aku...kan aku dah
register e-mail nama ngluyor..
makna ngluyor ni..muke wat deeekk aje..
ala cam bebudak lambat masuk kelas..pahtu kene maki ngan cekgu..
tp muke wat slambe..wat deeekk aje..
ha tu la ngluyor..
agak2 nak guna..ha apa lagi..gunala...
mana tau bleh nak buat pertandingan membina ayat menggunakan "ngluyor"
macam ..."wat ngluyor je apa dia memekak"..aha..tul tak?..
apa tu ngluyor
peh..arini macam celaka aje.. hari yg tak bes.. tp apa nak buat...life must go on..btul tak?..
apa tu ngluyor? ha ni la si budak jawok..wat lawak kat aku...kan aku dah register e-mail nama ngluyor..
makna ngluyor ni..muke wat deeekk aje..
ala cam bebudak lambat masuk kelas..pahtu kene maki ngan cekgu..
tp muke wat slambe..wat deeekk aje.. ha tu la ngluyor..
agak2 nak guna..ha apa lagi..gunala...
mana tau bleh nak buat pertandingan membina ayat menggunakan "ngluyor"
macam ..."wat ngluyor je apa dia memekak"..aha..tul tak?..
gamba kat atas tu..tade kene mengena dengan antara yg idup atau yg mati..tu lah bulan purnama
dekat padang pasir..terang benderang.....
muke si jawok yg itam gelap tak berkilat tu pon boleh nampak..sampai bulu idong dia pon bleh
nampak..haha..
selamat berpuasa minggu depan
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
test drive
hi there.
don't know what to write yet..but ill figure it out.
just mumbling around with my experience living in the desert for the
past 2 years.
this blog is so called "my deserted desert life"
don't know what to write yet..but ill figure it out.
just mumbling around with my experience living in the desert for the
past 2 years.
this blog is so called "my deserted desert life"
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