Wednesday, December 17, 2008

peroton dah jawab

proton dah jawab...tp tak tegas pon..apa le..ckp je la depa tu bawak cam antu..tp pk2 balik..kengkawan aku ramai gak bawak kete gile2..tak gosak pon..setaun dua tak sebis..orait aje..mungkin depa bertapa dgn dewa kete kot..

anyhow...peroton dah jawab...n dah bg tau...kalau sebis kat tempat betul...yg di iktiraf depa..tak mahal..n siap siasat..kata 3 bijik je p masuk wokshop depa..

ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yg lain2 nye p wokshop mana?...ataupon tak masuk2 wokshop..tp fulus berjalan sendiri?..tanpa tandatangan..

menarik ni...

abis la kerajaanlama...kerajaan dah bukak temelang...lagi la susah geng2 pak lah nak menang pasni..

kita tunggu dan lihat..

aku dah agak dah...mesti kes macam ni pnye..kalau depa p anta btui2..sure tak mahal..walaupon kete peroton slalu gosak...

ni mesti kes makan ketas kaler biwu dan unggu ni...merah2 tak main la...tu makan benda merah lain..

hahahaha....

Sunday, December 14, 2008

our proton and toyota and merc?

dulu2 kita dgr org tennganu nak beli merc ganti perdana..skang pulak dgr org perak nak tuka pakai
camry...

alasan?..sbab apa..sbab mentenen tinggi...sbab banyak kali rosak..asik2 rosak..masuk wokshop.

pahtu tukang wokshop ngan tukang anta kete ada kautem baiyek punya..kene baya ahal..padahal tuka minyak itam aje..apa le...masuk poket sendiri..

pahtu proton pulak punya bangang tak de ckp apa2..bagi la komen..kata kete tu tak spatutnya gosak ke.kete tu gosak sbab apa ke..sure depa ada rekod...bodoh btul..nampak sangat proton tak profesional..

snyap aje..dah org mengaku depan2 n terang2 kata perdana tak baguih...lagi mau senyap..

kalau ada maruah..bg la tau kat sume org...kete tu sbnarnya elok..tp org yg bawaknye tak elok..macam brek mengejut ke...tak letak air kete ke...apa ke..

tgk cam volvo...tiap2 eksiden dia siap anta org dia tgk apa sebab...n siap bg tau kesimpulan bahwa kete volvo adalah baik..yg tak bagus is the driver..siap tunjuk data lagi..

kita org mesia patut benti beli kete proton..n beli kete luar..pahtu nanti baru la terhegeh2 org proton nak promote balik kata kete proton bagus..

buat la service bagus..

kete yg tak bape bagus pon...tp kalau service bagus..org tetap beli..

aku marah btui asik tgk paper kata nak ganti perdana sbab tak bagus..slalu gosak..beli merc atau camry..

org proton jawab la balik...n lagi baguih...siarkan kat proton nye web..senarai harga standard untuk
sebis...

tuka minyak itam bape...filter bape..apa2 sume la..balancing ke..of koz la kat kedai proton aje kan..
kalau wat kat kdai pomen luar..ha tu sendiri tanggung la kan..

baru la org sume tgk proton ni profesional..

hai org proton yg baca my notes...buat la apa yg patut untuk org beli kete proton..

n cepat2 la bidas balik org perak kata perdana tu bagus..

pasni tah2 kedah plak kata tamo pakai proton.....or memang depa dah tak pakai proton?..

sendiri la mau ingat ya...

words

do you know what "lembu" means in hindi?..it means long or tall..

how about ppl calling you lembu in malay?..haha..u sure wont like it..but in hindi its a common word to call tall ppl..or long lines..

why dont one time u call ur tall friend "hey lembu"...n try to see his reaction..haha..

some quotes i want to share with you that nice to know
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Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for a bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

relationship...

copied from yahoo service...somewhat true somewhat not true

1. Fighting has become the rule rather than the exception to the rule.

2. You find yourself looking outside the relationship for comfort, care, and understanding.

3. You can't remember what attracted you to your partner in the first place.

4. There is little or no intimacy in your relationship -- sleeping in different rooms or different beds, lack of interest, anger, and hostility so that intimacy is out of the question.

5. Spending very little time together, friends seem to be more important than your partner.

6. Reactions to situations are disproportionate to the content of the disagreement (i.e., feeling your partner doesn't love you because she/he didn't like the meal you cooked).

7. Feeling helpless and hopeless to change anything. Feeling done with the relationship, but unclear as to where to go and what to do. Feelings of anger, resentment, pain, and desperation are predominant.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

ppl at shell...is it true?..

just got these from my fren..unlikely it's true...are you doing the same thing?...dont do it coz ppl around you hates it..hahaha..

sorry pada sapa2 yg terasa..


1] they hang their gid or security pass on handbags or shirt in the public and in a group to show that they worked with Shell.

2] they speaks loud in english or malay but with english slang while in a restaurant just to get notice.[maklum dri Uk

3] they talk about work stress in a wedding or any function so people sitting next to them impress lah.

4] they put their activities or courses attend photos in Y-drive so many can view them.[cari glamer]

5] they ask about anything / gossips thru emails / msn although for simple thing and he / she sits next to them.

6] they put their latest handfones on table while having their food in the restaurant.

7] they put a big proud smile when org putih is with them without seeing people around them.

8] they drive same luxury cars, one drv lexus other to follows the same model but different colors and specs...

9] they hang out with boss2 though they are still JG9..[mesra alam & memohon promotion].

10] they suddenly being strict or bossy when they were just promoted.[konon drg ada power]

11] they never listen others below their ranking or it'll be in your personel report.

12] they talk much about their big investment and high lifestyle with others.

13] they advert and sell their gadget,handfones etc... in ' for sale' column with reasons seldom used or ,just bought 2 weeks or wrong model...bla..bla..bla

14] they concern about safety whatever they do...."ani inda boleh nie".."atu inda safe"... pakat ! .even at indian coffeeshop...

15] they tend to have membership and expensive hobbies/ sports like golf, tennis, photography, horse riding etc...

16] they used much of company car for transport instead of their own.

17] they have long meeting or courses today, tomorow, next day.....

18] they organise farewell gathering with big makan for retirement but for few months get the job back again.[re-sign contract]

19] they show how smart they work just to vow their boss but actually the ideas was from the colleagues.

20] they shared forwarded emails.

recession!!!

recession!!!!

everybody knows that economic downturn comes again starting from the us...going up to europe, middle east, asia and far asia..

this includes my company...starting to "save" a little for coming years...here are some rules and regulations that we employee have to obey.

1. stop wondering around the earth in excuse for "outstation" but use the teleconference as a substitute

2. cut back all the entertainment fees for clients..means no free drinks on the company

3. cut the contract based employee..(damn, more than half of the total employee?)

4. cut all the remaining budget for this year (means up to 31 march 2009 budget)

5. cut all "rental" spaces and make use of company owned building..

6. cut back all r&d budget and shift it to next years' budget.

7. remove all divisions that are not gaining any profit. even 0-0 margin also cut.only keep the profitable ones

8. reconsider ppl arrangement. 1 person have to perfom 2 persons task...n cut back all OT

damn....it hurts!!!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

venezuela, here i come

nowadays oil price is getting down. lower every day making some oil companies are re-thinking what they will do with the oil production..

major oil companies had already slowed down their production and plans on making new refinaries and development...

major oil companies had suspended their future projects that makes my employer a bit "shakey" right now...aramco, kuwait national oil, abu dhabi gas, iran oil comp, qatar gas, pertamina, petronas and so on....are reconsidering and recalculating their "untung" in new projects.

before this, crude oil and processed oils base products (gasoline, naphta, tar, sulfur, ethylene, propylene, and so on) are in big demand but now the demands are getting lower.

why?...becoz they dont want to sell now and they are waiting the oil price to go up again.

some speculations said after obama take the chair, then economy will become ok and oil will raise again...but some say it will be the same for abt 18 months..

either way, for me its the same. still i dont have any future projects coming and my employer also are a bit rough right now.

u dont have the luxury to pick and choose right now...as before u can pick and choose where u want to be posted. but now, u have either qatar, saudi, sulawesi and venezuela.

qatar, cost plus project...depend on the client if they approve me, ill go. but i dont think so coz my man hour rate is high..

saudi, will start only after 10 months from now..dont know what will happened to me that time

sulawesi, nice place and environment..plus i can converse in local language..but i dont think ill be going...dont have any reasons but i dont have the feeling that i can be stationed there

venezuela, just heard from a reliable source that i will be stationed there....bidding final stage and client will reward the contract to us..probably after 5 months from now, ground work will start.

its a big, i mean huge...do u now that venezuela is the second largest oil exporter?..and they have a huge amount of oil under their lands..

project summary?..its abt 5 bil project..twice from my pj now..it will take abt 4 years to complete. mine is only 2.5 years to complete...

place?..1000km from nearest town...and located at the rebellion side of the country..

meaning if i go to the nearest town...they will think im government spy..and they will shoot me dead.. haha..nice uh..

the camp will be highly secured area, protected by the army...

have no where to go except inside camp..probably will be working 7 days a week..nothing to do better to work.

90 / 15 days schedule.....still thinking what route i will take to go there..via peru?..via france? i dont know...

hmm...networking and communication..i dont know how ill get to reach the world..haha..

anyhow, if its confirmed, ull definately will know.

wish me luck..haha..